Image: No DiCaprios were raped by bears during the production of this film.
Image: Santa's black....And he's really pissed.
Image: "My attitude is: Don't start nothing, won't BE nothing!"
Image: One Dad was in "Anchorman". The other, "Transformers 4".
Image: Doesn't look like there is a funny bone in this man's body.
Image: "Righteous! Righteous!"
Image: Jennifer Lawrence gives me joy. Lots and lots of joy.
Image: Sisters are doin' it for themselves.
Image: They're driving me nuts!
Image: "Chewie....We're home." Damn right!
Image: That's a big Dick.
Image: This isn't "Star Wars". But you should see it anyway.
Image: Have a holly, jolly Christmas. In HELL!!!!!!
Image: An innocent looking purse snatcher waits for her moment.
Image: "Igor, not even I can bring this movie to life!"
Image: "I wonder if that kid's white meat or dark meat?"
Image: "Stick with me, kid, and everybody will forget about "Fantastic Four".
Image: "Batman", "Sabretooth", "Hulk", and "Cute Girl".
Image: "Santa gave me a special gift! From his special greenhouse!"
Image: Jennifer Lawrence. And a whole bunch of people I care nothing about.
Image: I'm guessing the're not making small talk.
Image: "It is getting hot in here, no?"
Imagine: All I want for Christmas is Olivia Wilde and Amanda Seyfried.
Image: Happiness is a warm Beagle.
Image: James Bond has a licence. To CHILL!
Image: For God sake, save the hot chick!
Image: "Cooking is like sex: You never know what you're going to get. Except herpes. Now, you've got herpes."
Image: She would make the 2016 elections a heck of a lot more enjoyable to watch.
Image: I swear she looked a lot different last night.
I'm guessing the Director and Writer slacked off, and just left things up to Bill Murray. But besides being lazy, the only thing "Rock the Kasbah" does is depress me. Maybe I'll just throw on "Ghostbusters" to cheer me up....."Mother Puss Bucket"! 1 1/2 Stars. Rated R For Language And Incoherent Nonsense.
Image: Even on the slight chance our movie flops, at least we still have our music.
Image: After brutally and savagely mutilating and dismembering Hansel and Gretal, Vin Diesel is now, "The Last Witch Hunter".
Image: "I'm mad! MAAAAADDD!
Image: Don't go in there, girlfriend! Aw, he gonna' get you!!
Image: Tom Hanks, always Russian into trouble.
Image: "Would you like a ride? I'll pay the $20 up front."
Image: Yeah, I could do that.
Image: "HUG IT OUT, BITCHES!"
Image: You're bringing drugs....You're rapists....I assume some of you are good people.
Image: "Oh goody! I'm going to blow up the Earth with my Space Modulatoooorrrr!"
Image: Damn Global Cooling.
Image: Hey De Niro! Quit hitting on my lady!
Image: You're right, Dracula. This sucks.
Image: "It's not torture if it's justified!"
Image: It's always Whitey's fault.
Image: "Would you like to try one of Granny's special brownies?"
Image: A Senior Alert has been issued for two Oscar Nominees.
Image: Because Jason Statham wanted too much money.
Image: I got two turntables and a microphone.
Image: "Do you wanna' hear my James Bond impression?"
Image: "Wow! All flannel shirts 50% off!"
Image: I would saw off my hand to get out of this movie.
Image: "Say Uncle! Say Uncle!".
Image: Asking the Police calmly for respect.
Image: Taylor Swift, at the 2045 Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame Ceremony.
Image: Well this isn't creepy at all.
Image: Guess which one of them is on the lamb?
Image: Even God can't save this film.
Image: "Metallic Pea???!!!" My Dad says to see the original.
Image: Body By Eagan.
Image: Pac-Man's reign of terror nears It's end.
Image: "Ok, my pants are full. How many things can you stuff in you bra?".
Image: A sweet, romantic comedy for all ages.
Image: "A Bug's Life 2:The Invasion".
Image: I swear I have that same expression in every picture.
Image: Maybe she's just dying metaphorically.
Image: "It's not a dumor!"
Image: "Mad Max: Furry Road".
Image: Rick Santorum's worst nightmare. Woman/Teddy Bear marriage.
Image: "Drugs are bad. M'kay?
Image: "What do you mean Trump's running for President?"
Image: Hey! Hey! We're cool! We're cool!
Image: "Hey, wassa' matta' for you!"
Image: Sorry, guys. Not gonna' win any awards this time.
Image: Emma Stone is the cutest Asian/Hawaiian I've ever seen.
Image: "The Rock" isn't concussion proof.
Image: It's a small Clooney after all.
Image: "The Barden Bellas" sing a love song to "Bullwinkle".
Image: Charlize Theron is armed and dangerous.
Image: "My God! We just ran over comedy!"
Image: "Ultron" about to flip off Tony Stark.
Image: "Uh...How about World of Warcraft?"
Image: Kevin James flees from that 0% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Image: Who wants to see Macaque?
Image: Do you feel lucky? Well, do you, PUNK!
Image: *Sigh*.... Life really sucks sometimes. R.I.P. Paul.
Image: Kevin Hart takes Will Ferrell to see what life is really like in Ferguson.
Image: Sean Penn threatens yet another photographer.
Image: Wow, they look SO contractually obligated.
Image: "You know, after my eighth drink, you look kind of good".
Image: Does this dress make my butt look big?
Image: Chappie is one crazy mofo. He had to pop a cop, cuz he didn't get his props in Oaktown.
Image: "Gotham's" version of Anarky is alot lamer than I thought he would be.
Image: "So, Margot. Would you like to see my "Hancock"?
Image: "Look, even that guy runs faster than Kevin Costner!"
Image: "So, you wanna' go see '50 Shades of Grey?'"
Image: "I promise. They're just blisters."
Image: Colin Firth ruins yet another religious revival.
Image: "Hand me my Oscar, please."
Image: Shut up Meg.
Image: "There. I just signed my last will and testament. BAA BAA BAABA!"
Image: "Why do I always get blamed for every dead Hooker in the bed?"
Image: "My God! "Mortdecai" is even worse than we thought".
Image: "Hey baby, you wanna' be my next American Idol?"
Image: Johnny "What the Hell is wrong with you, lately" Depp.
Image: Chris Hemsworth has to threaten us to go see "Blackhat".
Image: Josh Gad and Kevin Hart hurry away, clearly revolted after watching the premiere of "The Wedding Ringer".