Image: How would you like to have his job?
Image: He had a dream.
Image: Louis Zamperini (1917-2014)
Image: Kim Jong-un blows.
Image: "I know what I'll do. I'll win another Oscar!"
Image: "My, what big eyes you have"!
Image: Jamie Foxx teaches Annie how to flip people off like a real New Yorker.
Image: 6 films and well over 20 hours. That was exhausting.
Image: There's a joke about going into a bar here, or something.
Image: You're right, Chris. White people be crazy.
Image: Yep. They could pass for Egyptian.
Image: "Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!"
Image: Hey, they all look alike. Or is that racist?
Image: Jennifer Lawrence aims her arrow of love. Right at my heart.
Image: "Spank harder, Harry. We'll go faster!"
Image: "All right, Keaton. Time to feel my giant pecker!
Image: "I'll call you The Pillsbury Dough Boy....Hoo-Hoo!"
Image: "Hey, this is way better than 'Failure To Launch'. All right, all right, all right!"
Image: Fox News, Fair and Balanced.
Above: It's time to repeal our child labor laws.
Image: James will pay for his "47 Ronin" review!
Image: This scares the death out of me!
Image: " Uh-huh. Yeah. That's interesting. Uh-huh. Everything you say is right, honey."
Image: You're next, ISIS.
Image: Sorry, guys. I'll be the judge of you.
Image: Maybe we should have asked for the Carfax.
Image: Vlad The Impaler. Only, he didn't impale. And he did not have relations with that woman.
Image: The perfect doll for every little girl.
Image: Find Rosamund Pike immediately! Bring her to me!
Image:After passing every background check, Denzel believes in using his gun legally and responsibly.
Image: "Ahhh! We just got Trolled again!" (I apologize for this joke. It was a slow day.)
Image: And the Tea Party finally gets the border wall of their dreams.
Image: Liam Neeson does his taxes. Badass taxes.
Image: "I'm here to shoot holes in the plot!"
Image: The Japanese version of "Dolphin Tale 2" is a little more violent.
Image: Death by Chocolate.
Thank God for movie critics. If it weren't for movie critics, I would never have seen "Boyhood", because every critic in the world (Except, maybe, 2) said I had to. And, now, because of me, now you're going to see it. Because if you don't, then what the Hell am I doing this for?
Image: "So the Doctor says, 'No, Nurse, I told you to PRICK his BOIL!!!'
Image: "You Ever Seen a Grown Man Naked?"
Image: Hey that's my reaction to "Let's Be Cops".
Image: Fire woman, you're to blame.
Image: This doesn't look out of place in New York.
Image: After a long day fighting crime, Black Superman is completely exhausted.
Image: The Guardians of the Galaxy, clearly breaking their parole.
Image: Just another Scarlett Johannsson picture to add to my collection.
Image: After brutally killing and scalping Simba, The Rock takes his rightful place as The Lion King.
Image: "Hi! I'm looking for Dane Cook's career."
Image: "Welcome to the Church of Latter Day Psychopaths."
Images: I would strongly advise giving this dude whatever he wants. Like an Oscar nomination.
Image: The last known picture of the adorable "Echo", just before "The Great Echo Massacre of 2014".
Image: "Me Grimlock No Like This Movie!"
Image: The "One Direction" reunion concert.
Image: "Nananananananana Batman! Batman!"
Image: "Say hello to my lil' friend!
Image: They are so cute together. Makes me wanna' puke.
Image: Dang it. I couldn't find a picture of Emily Blunt.
Image: Seth MacFarlane is shooting blanks with Charlize Theron.
Image: "She's EEEEEEEVIIIIIIL!!!"
Image: Drew Barrymore, Adam Sandler, and Earth, Wind & Fire.
Image: "Spear and Magic Helmet!!!!!"
Image: "That wicked googly went right into his wicket!"
Image: "Today, we are canceling the apocalypse!"
Image: "I will bring you down, baby. I will bring you down to Chinatown!"
Image: "Do it, Monkey! Do it or I'll I'll spank you!"
Image: I'd like to introduce you to "Meth Head Smurf"
Image: Oh yeah...We know where this is going...Boom Chicka Boom Bow!
Image: "I cut you! I cut you so bad....You going to wish I didn't cut you so bad!"
Image: "Is this the bad man who touched you?
Image: "I'm here to apologize for "The Lone Ranger".
Image: "Bear suits are funny....And Bears as well."
Image: "I've had a cock-a-too in my day!"
Image: They must know what they're doing, because their arms are crossed.
Image: "Yeah!!! Kids suck!!!"
Image: "On my command, UNLEASH HELL!"
Image: "Keep up the good work, and I'll see to it....That you become a bell MAN!"
Image: "Do you want me to take my shirt off now?"
Image: "I don't care what she says. Miss Piggy's contract calls for nudity!"
Image: They're smiling, so they are not seeing a "Madea" movie.
Image: FATALITY!.......oops, Wrong game.....
Image: "I get 10 MPG with this bad boy! "
Image: "Dude, Where's my Jesus?"
Image: So they put their hands up. Like the ceiling can't hold them. Like the ceiling can't hold them.
Image: "I have 24 hours to save Pompeii!"
Image: Guess which one is the bad guy?
Image: "Robocop" always wears protection.
Image: (From bottom right, counter clockwise) Jean Dujardin, John Goodman, Bill Murray, Bob Balaban, and MAAAATTTT DAAAAAAMON!
Image: "WHERE IS IT!!!"
Image: Our three heroes, having yet another sincere discussion about their penises.
Image: "PUCKER UP, LOVER BOY!"
Image: A helmet-less Chris Pine, providing a bad example to today's susceptible youth.
Image: "Girl you're an animal (Heh-Heh-Heh!) Baby, it's in your nature!"
Image: "Hi I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as: "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules"